Thursday, April 11, 2013

Baby Daddy

Andrew watched the shadow move across the room. He was too drunk to be alarmed about it and followed its motion through half-closed blurry eyes.
One of the side effects of being a zymurgy was being able to enjoy the fruits of your labor and Andrew very much enjoyed them. This most recent batch of beer was quite heady and strong. It had only taken a few mugfuls of the amber brew to get to his current stupor.
The shadow inched closer to him then suddenly an incubus appeared in front of him. Andrew's beer goggles showed him a beautiful temptress with long flowing black hair, ivory skin and angelic face.
“Invite me to mate with you,” she demanded, her voice lyrical and light.
“You want to have sex with me?” Andrew asked. No woman ever gave him any notice, not even the really desperate bar skanks, so he was a bit suspicious. “What's the catch?”
“You give me your seed and the rest of your beer,” she replied then undressed, exposing her sleek body with perky breasts and perfect nether region.
“I don't want you coming back with no damned kid for me to take care of,” Andrew slurred. He was drunk but not that drunk.
“I assure you, that will not happen,” the incubus replied with a hint of disdain as she ran her fingers up her body to cup her breasts then leaned forward. “Invite me to mate with you.”
Andrew was febrile with desire. It had been far too long since he'd been with a woman. How could he say no to this beautiful woman standing naked before him?
“Please, temptress, I invite you to mate with me,” he begged.
The incubus threw herself at him, tearing his clothes off his body to reveal his semi-hard erection and two heavy nut sacks filled with enough sperm to spawn hundreds of demon children. She kissed him, filling his body with her Viagra-like serum. He gasped as he became more erect than it had ever been.
She mounted him and rode him like a workhorse, draining more and more of his sperm from his body with each orgasm she elicited from Andrew until his balls were empty and he could give her no more seed. He slumped back in his chair, completely exhausted.
“Thank you,” she whispered into his ear as she transformed back into her demon form. Andrew gasped in horror when she pulled away. Her stomach area was bulged with all his sperm and she was no longer the beautiful temptress but an evil monster.
“Oh god,” he said as he started to vomit. The incubus laughed at his reaction to her true form. “You have what you want, no go!”
“Not yet,” she replied. “I forgot one little bit.”
“Wha … what?” 
“This,” she answered as she picked him up with one hand and defenestrated him. He easily broke through the glass and his body, filled with shards of glass, landed on the pavement below. She laughed as she looked down at his crumpled body then grabbed the half-filled keg and disappeared back to the pits of hell.

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