Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Some More Twitterfic

"How did you catch me?" the killer asked. / "Someone brought in your lost wallet and we tested it," the cop said. "A lucky break for us."

Her throat closed. She was allergic to chocolate but they were from her stalker. She started to fade away. Now they'll never get to meet.

"Order up!" Ty started the next meal. Jill tripped, spilling grease on Ty's back. He's home with a blistered ass, and Jill is 6 feet under.

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