Monday, December 20, 2010

The 12 Days After the Zombie Apocalypse

On the first day after the zombie apocalypse, my true love gave to me one loaded gun.

On the second day after the zombie apocalypse, my true love gave to me two machetes.

On the third day after the zombie apocalypse, my true love gave to me three rounds of ammo.

On the fourth day after the zombie apocalypse, my true love gave to me four baseball bats.

On the fifth day after the zombie apocalypse, my true love gave to me five cans of beans.

On the sixth day after the zombie apocalypse, my true love gave to me six live grenades.

On the seventh day after the zombie apocalypse, my true love gave to me seven firebombs.

On the eighth day after the zombie apocalypse, my true love gave to me eight throwing knives.

On the ninth day after the zombie apocalypse, my true love gave to me nine machine guns.

On the tenth day day after the zombie apocalypse, my true love gave to me ten fresh batteries.

On the eleventh day after the zombie apocalypse, my true love gave to me eleven health packs.

On the twelfth day after the zombie apocalypse, my true love gave to me the key to the safe house.

© December 20, 2010

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