Thursday, January 16, 2014


"I can't wear this in public," he lamented as he looked at his legs, which were covered with hair and pink socks. 

"Why? No one will know," his wife assured him.

"But ..."

"There is no but, there is only do!" his wife said as she handed him pants. When he was dressed she handed him his gun then kissed him on the cheek. "Good luck, Hzerog!"

An hour later, she was watching her soaps and a breaking news story interrupted the show. "We just got word that the Saturian Active Defense has declared war against Earth. Hzerog Kiwwal, a member of this fringe group, was taken out by secret service after he attempted to kill the Earth president while on a tour of the capital building."

Hzerog's wife clapped her hands with delight then shed the human skin she was wearing and teleported to the Mother ship. "It is done," she said as she slipped into General Zimpi's tentacles and kissed him.

He returned the kiss. "Our honeymoon suite awaits."

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