hear a funny song?" the man called out to a young girl passing by on a
bike. He offered her his headphones. She giggled as "Sneaky Snake"
"I have a snake. Wanna see it?"
She nodded her head eagerly. He unzipped his pants, pulled out his penis and waved it around.
"Pet it," he leered.
There was a buzz and he dropped to the ground.The girl pulled off her mask revealing an adult woman. "You're under arrest, sick bastard."
"You trapped me!"
"I guess I'm not the only sneaky one."