“Jim, try this,” Bob said as he handed his friend a mushroom he’d bought online at CannibalMarketplace.com.
Jim took a bite and looked surprised. “It tastes just like human!”
“They grow them in special green houses. Dead people are put in these special spore suits made in Japan and instead of decomposing in a box they grow these mushrooms.”
“Now maybe Mary will stop chewing my ass for not eating enough vegetables,” Jim said as he gingerly patted her favorite place to nibble on his ass.
“Take a few home,” Bob said. He handed Jim a handful of the mushrooms and a business card.
“You may have just saved my marriage.”
“That’s what friends are for!” Bob said. “Now let’s eat before this heart gets cold.”