Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Heavenly Entrails


Billy loved sifting through warm entrails. It was his favorite part about working at the meat processing plant. He even dreamed about swimming in their wonderful gooeyness.

One day he got the idea to drain the big vat at work and use it like a pool. They were closed for Independence Day; it would be the perfect time.

He snuck into the plant. He worked quickly and soon had everything ready. Billy dove in head first. He was in heaven.
 
When they found him dead from drowning the next morning, the foreman told police, “I never sausage a horrible sight.”