Thursday, May 19, 2016

The Secret Diet

"Susie, how do you get your body looking so fabulous?" Janice demanded as she set her blanket down next to her friend.

"Spring allergies and sinus infections plus lots of time at the gym," she answered as she flexed her sleek body covered by a skimpy bikini, casually avoiding eye contact.

"That's horrible! What a lousy way to get fit."

Susie thought about the Tupperware container on the kitchen table filled with dried up sheets of boogers waiting to be eaten. There was no way she could tell Janice the secret to her success.

"It's snot bad," Susie joked. They both laughed then fell quiet as they waited for the boys to start fawning over them.