“All units respond to a 40 car pile up on 95 South.”
Police, fire and ambulance squads raced to the scene. Fire, blood, and mayhem filled the highway. News copters hovered overhead.
“What happened?” the officer asked the driver.
“I was just driving along when suddenly it was there,” she sobbed.
“What was there?”
“I braked then swerved,” the woman continued, fixated. “I closed my eyes and heard a thud.”
“What were you trying to avoid?” the officer asked impatiently.
“I saw it bounce into the other lane.”
She looked at the officer then blushed. “A pigeon.”